Let’s play!

Answer: A trauma patient wired on crack/cocaine, the President of the United States, and a malpractice lawyer

Question: Who are three patients you hope to never have to give anesthesia to?

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Answer: A tube, some lube, and a boob

Question: What are two things you need for an endotracheal intubation, and one thing that may get in your way?

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Answer: Highway

Question: Which way will you feel after your anesthesia drugs are administered?

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Answer: R-O-L-A-I-D-S

Question: How does a stupid person spell anesthetist?

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Answer: Until the golf course opens

Question: How long will my surgery take?

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Answer: Cutty Sark

Question: What will your surgeon who doesn’t speak good English do to your Sark?

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Answer: Gobbledygook and painless surgery

Question: What are two terms that have no meaning

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Answer: Anesthesia

Question: What “thesia” belongs to Anna?

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Answer: Bandaid

Question: What does a band get on welfare?

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Answer: It’s all behind me now

Question: What do you say after your hemorrhoid operation?

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Answer: Dismember

Question: Who was da latest person to join da group?

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Answer: Benzodiazepine, and bacteria in a berber

Question: What are an anesthesia drug, and a bug in a rug?

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Final Jeopardy answer: a Certified Registered Nurse Anesthetist

Final Jeopary quesion: Who is a highly specialized and exceptionally trained nurse, who can deliver you a safe and pleasant anesthesia experience, and watch over you for the duration of your procedure, every second, making sure you are asleep, pain-free, and safe?